360k+ wrote on 10/25/12 at 15:30:40:Hmmm, this evokes a curiousity...
F) I just committed a series of robberies and want to hide the evidence...
G) I'm so pissed at the neighbors chihuahua, I have to get them away from me for a while...
H) Killing zombies with a machete is way more fun...
I) I could tell you,.. but, then I'd have to kill you...

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