I'm on a poll kick, tonight...
We spend more on militarism than the next 13 largest countries... combined...
We are 5% of the world,... and we are 41% of the worlds spending on military...
We're walkin' into the bar,... 6'-5", 320,... with an AK,... and a nuke... (and there's an aircraft carrier parked in the lot)... (surrounded by battleships)...(7 drones hover overhead)...

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Now,... hey... I get it... we're no.1!....
... but, what if we just spent double of what any other country spends?...
(I mean,... if I was twice the size of some a-hole,... I'd feel pretty good about my odds)...
Show me yer' vote...

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