A man went to church one day and afterward
He stopped to shake the preacher's hand.

He said, 'Vicar, I'll tell you, that was a

Damed fine sermon. Damed good!'

The Vicar said,

'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man said, 'I was so damed impressed with that sermon I put five
Thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The Vicar said, 'No sh!t