This is funny  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igQDvYOt_iA

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To, which this video was posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

It reminds me of a time, a while ago.
When we had a, 'CREY' 'Super Computer' here in Mpls.
(Of course today, a 2000.00 lap top, can do more than that 200,000.00 one could)

Anyway, got to know some of the people working with that.
They were very excited, because they believed they found,
a, "Immoral Porpoise".  
They found out, if that certain breed of porpoise, ate a certain type of Gull, was it Immortal.

They were Just Ecstatic !

Couple of weeks later, I walked into the local bar.
and they they were all their, with heads hung down, and very sad.

I Asked"  "What is wrong".

They said: "We got all got indited by the Feds, for,
"Importing Gull's, across State Lines, for Immortal Porpoises".

Heard my Californian sister-in-law talking to my wife the other day, it went kinda like this....

"Last year, I replaced, like, all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I, like, got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't, like, paid for them. OMG! Hellloooo,............ Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I'm, like, automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year -- that these windows would, like, pay for themselves in a year. Helllooooo? It's been a year, so they're, like, paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot."

Two atoms collided while walking down the street.

One atom says "Are you ok?"

The other atom says, "No, I lost an electron."

"Are you sure?"

"Yup, I'm positive."
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A physicist, an engineer and a statistician go hunting. They spy a deer standing motionless a long way off. The physicist calculates the muzzle velocity, distance, and comes up with an angle of elevation, neglecting air resistance. He shoots and his bullet lands five meters short. The engineer takes into account air resistance and adds a little fudge factor. He shoots and the bullet lands five meters long. The statistician looks at the two shots and says, "We got him!"

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What does the mushroom in the bar say to the one next to him after the stranger has bought him a drink?" "Hey, you're a fun guy."
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is: Fish
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Q What is an "innuendo?"


A Italian suppository.

                                   

Great find !

...and... it's apparently an italian clip !