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Reply #571 - 05/23/15 at 17:50:12

Hillary, took a trip, to the, ‘Great Buda’,
to seek enlightenment, and knowledge, for her up coming election.

She asked: ‘What can I do, to make people happy”

The Great Buda, thought and thought, then said:

“You have the power, to make Billions of people Happy”
She said: “How do I do this”.

He said:

“Don’t Run” !

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runwyrlph Serious Thumper Offline Semper ubi sub ubi Posts: 846 pa Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #572 - 05/29/15 at 16:04:56 Q: Why isn't North Korea a democracy? ................................................................................ ................................................................................ .................. A: Every time someone tries to pronounce "election", everybody starts to giggle!
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rl153 Serious Thumper Offline S40 Just right! Posts: 907 Bloomfield,CT Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #573 - 05/29/15 at 17:39:29 [][/img]
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DaveLKN YaBB Newbies Offline Posts: 41 Lake Norman NC	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #574 - 05/29/15 at 21:11:37 A Raptor petcock will fix this.....
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Reply #575 - 06/09/15 at 16:53:59

A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”

The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“

The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”

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Reply #576 - 06/09/15 at 18:23:27

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''

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Reply #577 - 06/09/15 at 18:25:23

Two brothers are talking as they get ready for bed. One says: "I'm tired of being a kid. I want to be grown up; they have more fun. I think I'll start tomorrow by swearing. Next morning, mother asks him what he wants for breakfast, and he replies: "Oh what the hell; I think I'll have Cheerios." The mother jerks him up by the ear and takes him to the bathroom to wash his mouth out with soap. Presently, very irritated, she comes back to the table and asks the second brother: "and what do YOU want for breakfast?" And he says:
"I don't know, but I darn sure don't want Cheerios." My dad (RIP) loved that joke

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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #578 - 06/09/15 at 18:32:12 I like that..
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Reply #579 - 06/09/15 at 18:58:15

One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

Annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles.'

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Art Webb Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3007 columbus, Texas Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #580 - 06/09/15 at 20:10:32
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rl153 Serious Thumper Offline S40 Just right! Posts: 907 Bloomfield,CT Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #581 - 06/10/15 at 18:11:14 My wife was a good housekeeper. She kept the house.
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cmshepard YaBB Newbies Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 1	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #582 - 06/10/15 at 18:27:12 Good housekeeper... mine taught housekeeping. We had 5 for investment.. All paid off ... she only kept 4 of them . Taught me a lesson about women and fairplay.
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #583 - 06/10/15 at 18:45:54 I bought a used time machine next Tuesday. Things sure ain't built like they're gonna be anymore.
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #584 - 06/10/15 at 21:13:54 Kris01 wrote on 06/10/15 at 18:45:54: I bought a used time machine next Tuesday. Things sure ain't built like they're gonna be anymore. Maybe I'll understand that better tomorrow. Daggum clever.
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