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Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!)
Reply #765 - 07/15/16 at 14:53:36

The Pope and the Donald are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Donald and says, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts, and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”

Trump replied, “I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand?….Show me!”

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage! AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY, and there was happiness throughout the land!

There,.. I fixed it... Grin

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Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!)
Reply #766 - 07/27/16 at 16:18:18

THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE USA.....

If Hillary Clinton wins the US Presidential election...
-- it would be the first time in history that two US Presidents would have slept with each other!

If Donald Trump wins the US Presidential election...
-- it would be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family!

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batman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3806 osceola new york Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #767 - 07/27/16 at 19:28:54
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Art Webb Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3007 columbus, Texas Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #768 - 07/28/16 at 07:25:01
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #769 - 07/28/16 at 11:02:34 Who has never sought nor held public office.
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MnSpring Serious Thumper Offline Younger than most people my age. Posts: 9958 Minn Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #770 - 08/06/16 at 09:27:18 Heard that Hillary, Found out she had a brain Tumor. Luckily, she also had a colonoscopy scheduled, Doctor took it out !
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28996 L.A. California Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #771 - 08/06/16 at 09:36:22 did he check bill out while he was there?
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batman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3806 osceola new york Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #772 - 08/16/16 at 11:51:52 Reagan had cancer removed from his nose and his butt ,what's that tell you?
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18314 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #773 - 08/22/16 at 02:38:07
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #774 - 08/22/16 at 18:39:01
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28996 L.A. California Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #775 - 08/22/16 at 19:17:32 I knew chuck was my kind of guy.
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RaleighGuy Full Member Offline It's as easy as 3.14159265358979 Posts: 132 Raleigh, NC Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #776 - 08/23/16 at 04:46:03 There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #777 - 08/23/16 at 19:40:06 2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 rights make a left!
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RaleighGuy Full Member Offline It's as easy as 3.14159265358979 Posts: 132 Raleigh, NC Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #778 - 08/24/16 at 04:04:18 Kris01 wrote on 08/23/16 at 19:40:06: 2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 rights make a left! ------------------------------- Unless you're in M.C. Escher's world!
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mpescatori Serious Thumper Offline Romanum Thumperium Cavalco, yeaaah !!! Posts: 3547 Rome, Italy Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #779 - 08/28/16 at 02:50:49 RaleighGuy wrote on 08/23/16 at 04:46:03: There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. You need a Boolean sense of humor to get that one !!!
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