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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #795 - 11/08/16 at 18:18:10 Statistics say 1 in 3 people cheat on their Significant Other. I want to know if it's my wife or my girlfriend!
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #796 - 11/08/16 at 20:48:35
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #797 - 11/09/16 at 18:29:32 Vladimir Putin flies in to Warsaw Airport and goes through Customs: Name? Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. Address? Kremlin, Moscow, Russia. Occupation? No, not this time. Just visiting.
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mpescatori Serious Thumper Offline Romanum Thumperium Cavalco, yeaaah !!! Posts: 3547 Rome, Italy Gender:	Why call me a spammer ? Reply #798 - 11/10/16 at 01:24:02 WTH ??? An Error Has Occurred! Quote: Error: You are currently banned from posting due to possible spamming! After 270 second(s) your ban will automatically be lifted!
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #799 - 11/10/16 at 18:14:36 Been a bad boy?
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mpescatori Serious Thumper Offline Romanum Thumperium Cavalco, yeaaah !!! Posts: 3547 Rome, Italy Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #800 - 11/11/16 at 01:19:17 No, I was trying to post a funny joke but system says I am a spammer... just because I copy&paste?
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18314 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #801 - 11/11/16 at 02:54:42 A 270 second time out? Man....that is harsh!
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #802 - 11/17/16 at 05:01:12 I'm 47 and have the body of a 25 year old supermodel. But it takes up too much room in my freezer. Any suggestions?
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #803 - 11/18/16 at 04:50:49 I keep getting claustrophobic in elevators. I've been taking steps to avoid it.
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MnSpring Serious Thumper Offline Younger than most people my age. Posts: 9959 Minn Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #804 - 11/22/16 at 15:15:20 Man walks into a Bar. Sees a Lady alone at a Table. He walks over and says: " Hi, I am a Politician, and a Honest one" She says: "Hi, I am a Prostitute, and a Virgin".
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1st2know Senior Member Offline Currently between Savages Posts: 295 Seattle, WA Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #805 - 11/23/16 at 21:23:35 I didn't fill out C20 and the C25s...I hope I don't get audited.
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old_rider Serious Thumper Offline Backyard Bill Productions Posts: 3147 flordia panhandle Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #806 - 11/24/16 at 05:30:41 ^^^^ where is the like button for that post??
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #807 - 11/24/16 at 13:00:03 Wait until that picture circulates around the internet. Very few people will have a clue what it means!
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Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!)
Reply #808 - 11/27/16 at 17:08:36

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
Woman: …

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MnSpring

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people my age.

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Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!)
Reply #809 - 11/30/16 at 18:20:08

A Newly minted, ‘Game Warden’, was assigned a District.
He did his homework, and learned, who were the bad guys and the good guys.

So, he decided, ‘Old Fred’, was a Bad Guy,
and always ‘Poached’.

So one morning, he went out to, ‘Old Fred’s Cabin,
at 4 AM, hid in the weeds, and waited.
(To Catch Him)

At 5 AM, he could smell Coffee Brewing, and Eggs/Bacon frying.
At 5:30, ‘Old Fred’ came out on the Porch,
with TWO, Plates of food, and Coffee.
And said: “ Come On Out Tim, got your Breakfast Here !”
(The G.W.’s name was Tim)

(Well, how the Heck did ‘ol Fred’ know.
So Tim had Breakfast.)

A Month Later, Tim went out at 3 AM,
Same thing, Next month, at 2AM,
Same thing.

This went on for several years.

Finally, Both, were in a, ‘Old Folks Home’.
Tim, asked Fred:
“How did you know I was out their?”
Fred said: “ I Made TWO Breakfasts, EVERY Morning”.

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Ben Franklin once said: "If you give up a freedom, for the sake of security, you will have neither".
Which is More TRUE, today, than yesterday.('06, S-40, Stock) well, mostly .

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