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WebsterMark Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 13895 Gender:	Opening 02/06/14 at 10:56:39 Wonder what Russia will do for their opening ceremony? I never watched one, that I recall anyway, until last one in London. Other than 007 parachuting with the Queen, it was the dumbest spectacle ever.....giant baby head and hospital beds? Maybe they'll have Putin wrestle a bear or something.
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 29284 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Opening Reply #1 - 02/06/14 at 14:13:14 My guess is he'll just walk out, bare chested, and shoot a few terrorists... ...
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Paraquat Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 2206	Re: Opening Reply #2 - 02/07/14 at 06:08:03 I'm surprised anyone even cares about the Olympics anymore. --Steve
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WebsterMark Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 13895 Gender:	Re: Opening Reply #3 - 02/07/14 at 09:14:01 i'm a huge Olympic Ice Hockey fan. My St. Louis Blues have 10 of their players on various teams.
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 29284 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Opening Reply #4 - 02/07/14 at 10:23:23 I'm never really interested, until I accidentally leave it on for a few minutes... Then I become mesmerized... ...
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Jerry Eichenberger Serious Thumper Offline 2006 S40. OEM windshield, saddle bags, Sportster Posts: 2919 Columbus, Ohio Gender:	Re: Opening Reply #5 - 02/07/14 at 11:24:50 I've always liked the winter games far more than the summer ones. Watching the gorgeous female skaters sure beats watching some brute throw a hammer. Even though I used to be a skier, I cannot imagine going down the ramp of a ski jump.
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Dane Allen Serious Thumper Offline Carpe Diem!! Posts: 1217 Riverside, CA Gender:	Re: Opening Reply #6 - 02/07/14 at 14:02:01 We Americans have too many distractions that compete with the Olympics. I avoid TV as much as possible.
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Pine Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 1694 Mississippi, USA Gender:	Re: Opening Reply #7 - 02/07/14 at 14:02:52 Serowbot wrote on 02/07/14 at 10:23:23: I'm never really interested, until I accidentally leave it on for a few minutes... Then I become mesmerized... ... THIS... I do not like boxing... its sooooo blah.... Then I saw Olympic Boxing...dude it make sense! No ear biters! Winter though.. mostly blah
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WebsterMark Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 13895 Gender:	Re: Opening Reply #8 - 02/07/14 at 17:41:34 Bourbon , coke, ice, and opening ceremony, let's see how it goes.....
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WebsterMark Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 13895 Gender:	Re: Opening Reply #9 - 02/07/14 at 18:13:55 They are singing the Russian national anthem and I'm reminded of The Hunt for Red October and Sean Connery leading his sub crew in a verse....
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Trippah Serious Thumper Offline I ride, therefore I am. Posts: 2517 central Mass Gender:	Re: Opening Reply #10 - 02/07/14 at 20:40:03 So a snowflake flaked out, I just finished watching most and I actually enjoyed it. The vision of the people who thought it up, designed and implemented it I think is impressive. Having grown up in the cold war it is nice to be reminded that Russia has given a lot to world culture (and yes borrowed a bit also). Let the curling begin!
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Reply #11 - 02/07/14 at 22:35:31

I think it's all about lights and making circles and inspirational music...
They could reenact the Manson murders.. and with enough lights, people spinning, and music, I'd get inspired...
Grin

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Curling?... any sport that I might be good at, particularly when I'm drunk... really shouldn't be in the Olympics...
That includes curling, darts, bowling, beer pong, bingo, and belly button shots...(and possibly that shooting while skiing thing)... Huh

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Wait... I'm rethinking the belly button shots... Huh

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thumperclone Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline PGR rider riding with respect Posts: 6851 Grand Junction Colorado Gender:	Re: Opening Reply #12 - 02/07/14 at 23:38:06 right after the fifth ring didn't open there was a gun shot and then putt showed up tuckin something into his jacket
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 29284 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Opening Reply #13 - 02/08/14 at 00:18:24 thumperclone wrote on 02/07/14 at 23:38:06: right after the fifth ring didn't open there was a gun shot and then putt showed up tuckin something into his jacket Lucky they straightened up.... he was about to rip his shirt off an' open up a can of whoopass... ...
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Reply #14 - 02/11/14 at 07:08:46

Serowbot wrote on 02/07/14 at 22:35:31:

I think it's all about lights and making circles and inspirational music...
They could reenact the Manson murders.. and with enough lights, people spinning, and music, I'd get inspired...
Grin

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Curling?... any sport that I might be good at, particularly when I'm drunk... really shouldn't be in the Olympics...
That includes curling, darts, bowling, beer pong, bingo, and belly button shots...(and possibly that shooting while skiing thing)... Huh

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Wait... I'm rethinking the belly button shots... Huh

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Hold on, you may have something there.... new Olympic go-a-round sport.... first round, beer pong.... second round curling, beer pong... third round, darts....fourth round belly button shots...fifth round, bowling...sixth round, belly button shots....seventh round, bar pool (that's billiards on a seven foot coin table)....eighth round, final game of beer pong followed by spin your forehead on the bat and race to the final belly button shot...
I might make it to the bowling.... but it would prove interesting to see how many go to the infirmary before the end of the rounds and the Russian's or German's would probably win gold, silver and bronze.

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