While I was snowed in at home out of work. (Sucks, don't it?)

I tried a couple of times to ride my Savage in the snow.
My first attempt was lazy... I didn't even get it turned around before I gave up and pushed it back in the shed.
The second attempt was more successful. I got it a little ways out. Funny thing is-- I think I had to push it, spinning out, going down hill.

. Now that was a workout getting it back in the shed that time.

The Savage in substantial snow is virtually hopeless, at least with stock setup. It just sinks up and digs a hole.
Are there any bikes (dirt/DS, I assume) out there that can ride in substantial snow without getting stuck, or is snow the achilles heel of all two wheelers?

This kinda got me interested in dual sports. I would like to get into dirt riding. I'm not sure where to ride it except for my family's land. Do dirt riders have special places to go ride, or are they all mean little trespassers?

I would like a balanced DS for commuting in less than the best conditions (Of course, that would be everyday by some people's standards) as well as some beginner mountain forest riding.
I have been thinking about the old DR350. It is air-cooled, light enough for a balance of uses, barely enough engine for the highway, and can be fitted with a kickstart.
For a long time, I was kinda interested in the KLR 650, but it's heavy and water-cooled. From what I gather, water cooling on a dirt bike is stupid

. Yeah, it has its advantages. However, what's the first thing that happens to one of these things in the woods? cough: stick through radiator :cough

. It turns out that many of the newer dual sports are water cooled. The DRZ400 that took the DR350's place is liquid-cooled. Not to mention the mental frustration of additional complexity compounded by an additional fluid to worry about! From what I gather-- a potentially corrosive fluid.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!!

I like something a little simpler, thank you!

Optional kick start would be appreciated, too. But some manufacturers are phasing those out too.

For all it's worth, I've read people on the bike forums with aviation experience. At least one has mentioned that there are not many liquid-cooled airplane engines. Supposedly, in that field, reliability is everything, so if you want to know the most indestructible engine designs, look at airplane engines.
I am kinda interested in the DR650 as well, but it is either kick-only (early) or electric only (late) ERRRR!

Like the Savage, there isn't much fitting of a kicker on the electric starts.
Besides that, they say its heavy. It's a little lighter than the KLR, but it is still heavy.
Why can't someone... ANYONE make some cheap, reliable, simple, indestructible aircooled, electric/kickstart bikes with enough power. to run the 70-75 mph all day, yet light enough to be able to hold in the mountains and enough gears to get it all done comfortably. Why do the manufacturers have to screw it up somehow!

Let me guess... EPA (que Darth Vader music)