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04/08/16 at 12:50:52

The king wanted to go fishing. He called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with the queen.

On the way, he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area”.

The king replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. And I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him.”

So the king continued on his way. However, a short time later, a torrential rain fell from the sky. The king and queen were totally soaked, and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to behead the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.”

So the king hired the donkey, and thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in government and occupy its most influential positions. The custom is unbroken to this day.

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springman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 2245 Spring, Texas Gender:	Re: Couldn't find the jokes Reply #1 - 04/08/16 at 17:01:22 So that's how it started!!!
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: Couldn't find the jokes Reply #2 - 04/08/16 at 17:09:40 Sadly, down through the years, the dumb asses have lost the ability to be able to tell it's minutes from raining.
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: Couldn't find the jokes Reply #3 - 04/08/16 at 19:41:32 Ya know, this is the internet. Someone might believe that's a historical fact! Abe Lincoln once said you can't believe everything you read on the internet.
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28996 L.A. California Gender:	Re: Couldn't find the jokes Reply #4 - 04/08/16 at 20:24:50 darn politicians.
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Reply #5 - 04/09/16 at 14:17:37

Kris01 wrote on 04/08/16 at 19:41:32:

Ya know, this is the internet. Someone might believe that's a historical fact! Grin

Abe Lincoln once said you can't believe everything you read on the internet.

Abe Lincoln once said you can't believe everything you read on the internet. [/quote]

Well, I Know where I read it..

Now, I'm just So confused.

Honest Abe said it, or so it says, but I read it on the internet..
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh....
Wait a MINNIT!
Al Gore wasn't even Born yet..

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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: Couldn't find the jokes Reply #6 - 04/09/16 at 14:28:54 Remember JOG, EVERYTHING I say is a lie!
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: Couldn't find the jokes Reply #7 - 04/09/16 at 14:55:48 I know that's a lie,, ohh, dang.. Remember, moderation in ALL things. But, isn't Moderation itself a thing? Mustn't we , therefore, moderate moderately, else we go overboard on moderation? Where,then, shall we limit the moderation? Of course, I don't really think about stuff like that, AND everything I say is true.
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Re: Couldn't find the jokes
Reply #8 - 04/09/16 at 18:25:34

justin_o_guy2 wrote on 04/09/16 at 14:55:48:

I know that's a lie,, ohh, dang..

Remember, moderation in ALL things.

But, isn't Moderation itself a thing? Mustn't we , therefore, moderate moderately, else we go overboard on moderation?
Where,then, shall we limit the moderation?

Well, we are lucky here, we have Moderators to do that for us

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