...and fake news is real news...
Biggest electoral win since Reagan... ...(except for Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Obama, and Obama)...
Biggest inauguration crowd ever... (not even close, biggest was Obama's first at 1.8 million, double the size of Trump's)...
Most TV viewers,.. ...(nope, that was Obama again)...
Sweden last night... ... (chirp, chirp... ...crickets)...
Mexico will pay for it... (with your tax money)...
84 percent Cuban-Americans voted for him... (nope, 54%)...
Only lost the popular vote because of fraud... ...(nope,. fraud in minuscule)...
Keystone will create 28,000 jobs... ..(16,000 in construction, only 50 when complete)...
Murder rate is highest ever... ...(nope)...
2 people were shot during Obama's last speech as President... (nope)...
Muslim Arabs get in, Christians don't... ...(the numbers are about even)...
Trump cut 600 million from the F-35 cost... ...(Lockheed already planned those cuts)...
Trump says the EO he referred to as a ban on Muslims, is not a ban... (huh?)...
Never met Putin,... ...(he has claimed they are good friends)...
Protesters are paid... ... (nope)...
Climate Change is a Chinese plot... ...(nope)...
He will put Hillary in jail... ...((nope)...
Obama is a Muslim... ...(nope)...
...and he's only been in for month...
There's more... but I'm tired of typing...