How is it Possible to look at the sun?
Just accidentally turning and getting eyeballs ALMOST aimed at it hurts so bad they shut, I duck.
I'm not going to believe this yet.
Nobody is STUPID ENOUGH or even able to wipe sunscreen in their eyes.
I'm calling Bullshit. I don't want it to be true..maybe they are in college?

Well... it musta worked.
Betcha it was hard enough for anyone to pry their eyes open long enough to rinse the sh!t out let alone sneak a peak at the eclipse.

Well I am sitting in a ferry line, without my savage, driving the big truck to work.
They have cameras along the route, showing lines, etc.
I saw myself on my iPhone...
Sitting in my truck.
Is this a paradox?

I think I need some sunscreen in my eyes now, for I looked really white, you know, I could be called a nazi  

Was it just plain black shoe polish Gene Wilder used to fool everyone?

I might give that a try, I mean, if I am to be judged by the color of my skin, and labeled, and accused of all sorts of atrocities I never did do, by those who have never met me in person....

Gee, that seems, well.... oh never mind, I must be having a brain fart, again, my meds all messed up, sorta thingy  

raydawg wrote on 08/28/17 at 14:37:04:

Was it just plain black shoe polish Gene Wilder used to fool everyone?  I might give that a try, I mean, if I am to be judged by the color of my skin, and labeled, and accused of all sorts of atrocities I never did do, by those who have never met me in person....   Gee, that seems, well.... oh never mind, I must be having a brain fart, again, my meds all messed up, sorta thingy  

Black Walnuts, when they fall from the tree,
their is a green, ‘husk’, on them.
  (NOW, is the time to plant them if you want more.   Husk and all)
It is what the Squirrels do, (because they do not find ALL the Nuts they buried)
 (Butter Nuts the same)

If you pick them up, with the green husk on them,
the skin on your fingers will turn a  very  Dark  Brown, (almost black).
And your skin, will stay, ’Stained’, for Several Weeks.
  (You can’t wash it out, it has to grow out)

If you let them dry on the ground, the green husk will turn black and dry out.
Then just crush them, (Keep the Black dried Husk pieces),
And you have the hard, inner hull, with the, ‘meat’, in them.
     (That is what you eat)

Then the dried black husks, put them in a container, water, boil, then ’strain’ that slurry.
(AWSUM  Wood Stain)   But it won’t last, it will mold.
So, Boil the strained liquid to a Molasses consistency,
Cool, and add 1/2  Denatured Alcohol, will last for years.
(Early settlers use to, ’TAN’, hides, by boiling in the dried hulls)

So now you know why.
Here is another thing to do with the, ‘green,’ husks.
Collect them, Crush them, and collect the, ‘Juice’.
Smear that  ‘Juice’ , ALL  Over any exposed part of your body.

NOW, go for a  Job Interview, and tell them:
“Your So  Happy Obama, has allowed you to use a little girls bathroom, because you, ‘Identify’ as a female”

It is a  LOCK,  you will get,  ANY   JOB you want.
Qualifications, Skill, Education, Attitude,  Nothing Matters. !!!!!!!

So a, ‘White Male’,  will get,  ANY, Job you want.

              After all, it is the P.C. Correct  way !!!!!!

 So back to the sunscreen thing, I can't find any confirmation on this.

 Theres no one but some unnamed moonlighter that actually didn't say that patients had sunscreen in their eyes due to the eclipse.  They had sunscreen in their eyes, which happens all the time, but the connection to the eclipse appears to be fabricated.

raydawg wrote on 08/28/17 at 09:19:36:





Eegore wrote on 08/29/17 at 05:57:40:



Um, ray?

Care to explain?

Seems Eegore has torn down your story.  Do you believe everything on the internet???  

Seems you must be as bad as one of those "liberal imbeciles" you poke fun at.....

BWAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAA!!!!

Would you like some cream for that burn???

(Gee, I wonder if this post will be removed?...)