"tweets is a small price to pay"? Really? I sure hope your wife is here 100% legally. If not, tweets might deport her... Also, for your sake, you better make sure you have a good health insurance policy - tweets is gonna make it tough on older folks like you that aren't filthy rich.Spoken out your arse, I understand why, its a short leap from your brain......
That's ok punkin, I won't chide a person on the physical limitations

However, that shouldn't stop you from grasping the truth that all projections, are assumption based, not fact....
On second thought, yeah, it prolly would.
You can stop fixating on my wife sugar, she is a citizen by birth, and tho not rich, I've enough money to live out my life, cover my little senorita until she dies, and leave an inheritance to my children.....
However, if I don't stop the titillation of reading and posting on this silly little forum, instead of working, that could change in a heartbeat
(that would be a shame....right?) 
You don't fool me TT, you care not one twit about my welfare
(ok... you got me there), you stand nekked before all of us who view this form.....
(I'm fully clothed, thanks).
And let me offer this advice, you really need to stand closer to the pot when pizzing, or sit down, that little thing won't bridge the gap between the spread of a fly's wings......lol!
Huh? Is that a d!ck joke? Are you that childish that you're making d!ck jokes?? Seriously? Just wow... how sad little you are little man...Its Ok, I can write such stuff, I'm a idiot