Which is worse?

The only president we are allowed to have reportedly has another problem. This time with the maid. Or 'a maid', I suppose.

Assuming this is the case, there's a question which bears asking: What's the most honorable thing he could have done?

From top to bottom:
* He's been quietly caring for this child. After realizing what a bad father he'd be, he instead did what he could from a distance.
* He paid her off (had his lawyers do it with threats and the usual extortionist arbitration clauses) and walked away without another thought.
* She had an abortion and he was against that. Beforehand. Not after the fact.
* He pressured her to have an abortion.

Time will tell.

The truly gruesome part is that it won't matter. He could have wielded the coat hanger himself and his supporters would still give him a Mulligan. Jesus weeps.

trumpy has an illegitimate offspring