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1slug YaBB Newbies Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18	solve the T/P shortage 03/20/20 at 16:30:12 T/P poker royal flush wins the potty.
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MMRanch Serious Thumper Offline Evil flourishes if Good Men do Nothing. Posts: 6023 LYNCHBURG TN Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #1 - 03/20/20 at 19:32:22 plan "B" : Discover what a big part of the world already has ! "Clear Rear" .com
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zipidachimp Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 1459 surrey, b.c. Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #2 - 03/21/20 at 00:54:37 as someone who lives alone since my wife died, out of curiosity I dated a 24 pack of TP, took 3 months to the day to use up the pack. ps: "dated' used in the numerical sense ! hahaha cheers!
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GOF Full Member Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 216 Buffalo, NY	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #3 - 03/21/20 at 11:44:41 We check on the father in law several times a week at least. A couple days ago he called and told us he needed toilet paper. Fer cry'n out loud pops! You may as well ask for hens teeth! Gave him some of ours. Now we'll probably run out as well. LOL!
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 5401 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #4 - 03/21/20 at 12:41:21 There are 2 kinds of people. Those who fold their toilet paper and those that just wad it up ! Which are you ?
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Reply #5 - 03/21/20 at 13:00:30

We are country of pampered wusses when the first commodity to be claimed by a panicked population is toilet paper. If I only knew that a year ago I could have been buying low and selling high making my fortune. I could make enough cash to run for president. Of course I would be applying special discounts for SS members and for all others a discount for your VOTE !

Trump wouldn't stand a chance !

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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 5401 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #6 - 03/21/20 at 13:18:55 However I would like to retain him for my cabinet. Locked in a cabinet !
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 5401 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #7 - 03/21/20 at 13:26:25 Then take over some small country a dedicate the population to manufacturing toilet paper and soon I'll RULE THE WORLD !
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jcstokes Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com is very useful Posts: 2142 Mauku New Zealand Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #8 - 03/21/20 at 14:06:55 Well Ruttly, you could take over New Zealand, population less than five million, relatively civilised, still has paper manufacturing capacity, frieght costs mighty be disadvantageous.
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 5401 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #9 - 03/21/20 at 16:04:48 Yeah , but look at how many more jobs I would create. I'll just have to own a shipping company too. So be it , New Zealand it is ! JC will be King
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MMRanch Serious Thumper Offline Evil flourishes if Good Men do Nothing. Posts: 6023 LYNCHBURG TN Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #10 - 03/21/20 at 16:13:32 There are 2 kinds of people. Those who fold their toilet paper and those that just wad it up ! Which are you ? Fold , 2 or 3 sheets seem to work just fine . Five weeks ago I put bidets in both bathroom . Now the paper just sits there ! Its so just much cleaner , wiping seems so ... nasty ... now !
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1slug YaBB Newbies Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #11 - 03/21/20 at 16:37:52 HELP i must be the 3rd type of people. i cant fold or wad my paper.cause all i got left is 1/2 bottle of hand sanitizer.i think im in trouble.
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norm92de Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 1180 El Paso TX Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #12 - 03/21/20 at 17:06:48 I have a question. Why in the US are bidets not popular? It is after all another gadget for us to embrace like we do everything else. it is not as they say, rocket science.
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 5401 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #13 - 03/21/20 at 18:18:46 Because somewhere in Washington DC is a very powerful man who makes toilet paper ! And I bet he is laughing his as$ off and wiping his as$ with our money.
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Reply #14 - 03/21/20 at 19:43:22

And I bet he is laughing his as$ off and wiping his as$ with our money.
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I'll bet your right Ruttly .

I have wondered : Why my parents didn't discover the Bidet long ago and then I would have grew up knowing better than paper , and , just think of how much $$$ 60 years of paper cost ??? All the new bikes I could have had ... just wasted its so sad !!! $$$ !
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