Because I don’t like not knowing things, I decided to look into the man who supposedly pays people to protest, George Soros.
I hear his name like he’s Lex Luther. Just sitting around in a dark room atop a pile of thousand dollar bills bundled together, rubbing his hands, and maniacally laughing at all of the chaos he’s creating.
Truly, the way people talk about him, I was expecting he would have a trail of cartoonishly evil deeds left in his path. Imagine my surprise when I find out he’s a 95 year old Holocaust survivor who became a billionaire.
The dastardly deeds he’s done would make Darth Vader blush.
• Things like donating $12 billion dollars to reduce poverty.
• Starting foundations that help him give away more money to help underserved people and communities.
• Donating around $23 million to different political campaigns to beat George W.
• Helping to start Democracy Alliance to support progressive causes.
• Donating $35 million to New York State to be given to underprivileged children and parents.
• Donating to the Center for American Progress.
Clearly, the man is a monster. He’s given away so much money that he has other billionaires creating conspiracy theories about why he’s not as selfish as them.
In total, the man has given away over $35 billion dollars and is now only worth $7 billion because he can’t seem to stop giving away his monies. Heavens to Betsy, he must be stopped. He’s proving that if you have an excess of wealth it’s your moral duty to use it to better the lives of those less fortunate, and we can’t have people like Elon Musk who is worth much more that Grandaddy Soros feeling badly for himself.
I mean all Elon does is make fatherless children, steal other people’s ideas and watch dancing cupcakes in the sky that nobody else can see. Oh, and steal elections. Can’t forget that.
Anyway, if you’ve latched on to the George Soros is the devil thing, you just might be antisemitic or just a little silly. But my guess is you never bothered to see why he was so evil.
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