Christine O'Donnell was a Catholic schoolgirl that dabbled in satanic witchcraft in high school,... that became a drunken, theater major, ho' in college,... that found Jesus, and proclaimed masturbation as a sin, and said she would not lie to Nazi's hunting Jews,... and now has questionable finances, but isn't so anti-masturbation anymore ...
I like her!,... but, she should wear more leather...

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Bill Maher's funny too,... but, I don't know if he can top that...

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