I used to want one, back when tattoos were macho...
Now that more girls have them than guys,... the urge is gone...
Besides that,... I get tired of the same pictures on the wall...
In ten years,... they're gonna' be the bell bottoms that you can't take off...

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Did I mention, I'm not a fan?...

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Sorry,.. I must be male PMS'ing...

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